yo.

here i am thinkin my shit was original. didn't get the reminder to pay godaddy. long story short, someone jacked my shit. fucker. so here i am.. back with the blogspot all up in my url (sounds freaky), but whatever, it'll do for now.

there's shit that i need to speak on.
& i shall.
fuck it.
I'M BACK.
ya miss me?

keya.. i hate you!

C T F U!

quick story.

so errday i receive a new word to minimize my ignorance. sometimes i post, sometimes i don't; sue me. anywho the folk that send me the definitions also email advertisements.. here's the first line of the email...

"Ever wonder why we're not just happy, we're happy as we clam?"

How do I clam? I really need to know. How does one clam in this fuct up economy? I wouldn't be so offended had the words NOT come from dictionary.com , this is fuct up on so many levels. dictionary.com though? really? the world is going DOWN! no fucking bueno!

OMGGGGG!

La... i hate you! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

specFATular.

i just wanna know YTF did i initially click this?

good for his ass!

thx dingle!

turn my fag on.

bol! the word swag is turning me off. big time.

you makin me feel bad...

::tears @3:05!::

product of parker.

well put.

right!?

spellcheck! pt. dos.

Spell Check (Explicit Album Version) - Lil Kim

WTF is a damn expence? WHAT THE FUCK IS A DAMN EXPENCE?! the nerve! the balls! the audacity! pretty bold to attempt to be sarcastic and spell a word wrong. idiot.

respect my cot damn language.

nasty nathan.

this man picked his ears, then his nose, wiped his nose, then stuck his fingers in his mouth.

im dead ass. gross!

wowzer.

old.

i felt like laughing. sue me.

and i began at at 2:08.

leave my amber ALONE!

first of all. i love amber m. idc if you disagree. i love her. from her ditziness to her smartass mouth, i love her.
last night?.. was riDICulous. i've lost so much respect for tiff on so many different levels. the ambers do pop shit. one more than the other, but so does the fab 5. these chix were on an all expense paid for vacay, and had nothing better to do than to fight?
tiff all snot-nosed making a movie outside the club because that ass got thrown out? and then demanded an apology? lmao! who do you think you are? seriously! amber did the RIGHT thing.. just cuz these idiots wanna get pissed because they either didn't win a bathing suit contest, got thrown out for ice, didn't get an apology for a friend, or are missing they're (60 year old) signifigant other.. doesn't mean i have to spoil my good time. FUCK YALL!... amber got it in on the the pole thingy.

of course she comes out. they're mad & take it out on her. cuz they have nothing better to do.
Boston- the "boxer" pulls her hair.. for real though? a boxer?...pulling hair? have u ever heard of some shit like that in your life? ailea looney ass, who in all actuality instogated the whole fight, joins in with the hair pulling. sarah played it cool.. i'm starting to like sarah. though she talks shit too.. it's not on the same level as the rest of anybody in that damn house.

i'm sorry if i get all over the place but i'm trying to get all my thoughts out. i lost respect for tiff ever since that "chi-town BITCH" stunt. gimme a break .. ur standin on a limo throwin up C's, when that ass coulda been right down there doin what u had to do ...IF you were serious about wanting to get in homegirls ass... if not, she played her cards right. then did u see in the last episode when she clocked home girl with her purse?.. no questions asked.... smh..she ain't even go that hard on kayla (though i believe kayla is scared of her)! now amber m. i SAW that sneak punch.. that lil sneak uppercut.. RIGHT before amber fell. she needs to be ashamed.

i don't blame amber for taking off her shoe.. wtf else was she supposed to do.. it's not like the other amber was helping her. since when are there rules in a bitch ass catfight? im confused.

how could you NOT love this face?

u gotta admit. the chick has heart. she OPENED the door for kayla when they had their dispute! "i'm so impressed compton" lmao! i mean i can go on & on about this... & i have... & i shall continue to do so on different networking sites.

BOSTON NEEDS TO GO!

im sorry.

the actual video is old.. but THIS version? CTFU! im sorry.. im sorry.. but i can't help it!

spellcheck!

Spell Check (Explicit Album Version) - Lil Kim

now i really have no right to crack on ANYbody's spelling error's. yet & still eye due. (LOL) however.. this shit right here?...

..granted, they coulda ran outta letters... but plz explain to me wtf brerkfast is.. please!.. & on the double! who wrote this? nelly?

gross.

start from 2:56

pussy cat hat.

look at this dick strollin' down a city street with a fuckin feline on his head like it's a damn baseball cap. those people walking and staring in admiration shoulda thrown water on the lil bitch and watched her dig her claws into his scalp. now THAT woulda been good. idiot.

shame on you Nih!

waiting for di bus.

another youtube classic.