celebrity spotting.

my cartoon idol. maxine. live in the flesh at the galleria.

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april idiot.

why so serious?

this guy looked so angry in the pizza shop. perhaps he had a prank go wrong.

do u know what today is? ... another day i stumbled to work hungover, that's what!

spellcheck! pt. dos.

Spell Check (Explicit Album Version) - Lil Kim

WTF is a damn expence? WHAT THE FUCK IS A DAMN EXPENCE?! the nerve! the balls! the audacity! pretty bold to attempt to be sarcastic and spell a word wrong. idiot.

respect my cot damn language.

nasty nathan.

this man picked his ears, then his nose, wiped his nose, then stuck his fingers in his mouth.

im dead ass. gross!

wedgie.

i just wanted every1 to know... that this man had a wedgie.

a self inflicted one. carry on.

songs of joy.

it makes sense.

only uncle marvin!

spellcheck!

Spell Check (Explicit Album Version) - Lil Kim

now i really have no right to crack on ANYbody's spelling error's. yet & still eye due. (LOL) however.. this shit right here?...

..granted, they coulda ran outta letters... but plz explain to me wtf brerkfast is.. please!.. & on the double! who wrote this? nelly?

fuck the economy.

Couldn't of said it better myself!

I think the store was named this. It was posted all on the outside of it. Too bad it was closed.

I don't make this shit up.

you know it's hard out here on the 6.

somebody was happy to see beiijing!

i'm not the perv. HE is.

dec. 22nd; the aftermath. (jazmine photos)

dec. 22nd; the aftermath. (chinah blac)

Hey Jerks.
meet chinah blac. she opened the show. pretty damn good if u ask me. to get her bio & all that good shit... www.myspace.com/thechinahblac . she sang a song, i related to it, and i think becuz of how the lighting was setup, i was ready to kill. like ... i zoned out for a quick second. im good still.. i'm just sayin.

anywho, chinah...

ps. i fux w/her. she refused to take her scarf off... reminds me of sum1 :).

ready b?

..im sayin tho..

chickenmcFuckit.

I'm not the perv, YOU ARE!

ladies is pimps too...

Dirt Off Your Shoulder - Jay-Z

... go & brush ya shoulders off.

just when you thought it was safe.

SB

POindexter.
You Go-Go Key Lo-Lo

The Haitian Sensation.

LaHoodOOF!

Showoff?

The Educated Moron.

Jay.

Flynt!

*o**y Dee.

ok guys... that's it! I'm finito! no mas!