dude.

.. was all that necessary?

color me BAD.

So we're on the train coming home after a girls day out (which by the way I will start blogging about), and we see homie and his friend come through the car doors, rocking the following.

Homeboys feet were screamin' for salvation! Not only did he have on these colorful disasters, but he had he nerve to tell us he charges $2.oo for his "designs" and had the AUDACITY to stick his hand out for the money... my man....those things ain't even telephone wire material... society today eh?...smh.

reminder.

SMH. I thought normally eating would take the place of spitting. That's a damn shame people need to be reminded NOT to spit while riding the bus. Well... I guess I am now in the know.

naija boy

:o part dos.

This is disgusting. Seriously. Not only is it sad that she knows how to do these moves, but other children are watching.. & CHEERING!!!! & some random idiot is recording! This is a shame & a disgrace! S.C. I dunno WHERE you find these vids. & because of sh*t like this, http://www.familywatchdog.us/ was created. Find a pedophile near you!

(n)

I bleeped the cussin'! So Dee and I are chattin on the bberry msgr... and .. well.. here's a lil bit of the convo! LMAO but.. (n) (if you don't have a bberry then you won't get that)

Participants:
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eroticKa.,Dee
Messages:

eroticKa.: What u gonna do on ur vacay!?
eroticKa.: Besides f*ck and s*ck mad niggas
Dee: Lolll... Remember I'm goin to florida!!!
eroticKa.: YOU DIDNT SAY THAT
eroticKa.: U just kept sayin u aint gonna be here
eroticKa.: U big sack of NUTS
eroticKa.: :o
eroticKa.: Heyyyy ! Instead of a keychain, can u bring me back a man
eroticKa.: With a job
eroticKa.: And no kids
eroticKa.: With a good head on his shoulders
eroticKa.: And no record
eroticKa.: And handsome
eroticKa.: And faithful
eroticKa.: With personality
eroticKa.: And tall
eroticKa.: And god fearing
eroticKa.: Preferably with a muscular torso
eroticKa.: And then I'll get u a pony for xmas
Dee: I'm not god...lollll
eroticKa.: Lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!
eroticKa.: Good effin answer

::sighs:: GOOD GUYS!! WHERE ARE YOUUUU?!

:/

yet another one of my wacked out away messages.

excuse me...

..does anybody else have goosebumps?

nv2.

His account was deleted off Youtube, but guess what, he's BACK! enjoy.

this is .... pg-13... i think... but if you youtube him... ur guaranteed to have the permanent :o Face!

:o

:o

That's the face I made the entire time watching this! It's not even funny. The sad part is, with the right amount of liquor, I dance like the one to the left (n)! I'm 23. Not 4. Somebody call CPS! Can these little girls even spell "Donk"? Guess these little girls are destined for greatness... NOT! & to top it off, instead of the parent spending money on a camera to post videos of their future whore for a daughter they need to focus on getting some furniture put in that room.

Thx Badmon!

redbull.

Wow. A redbull truck.

rw classics.

I'll never forget, 2002, my senior year in HS, 7:17 was my voicemail greeting. I LOVE THAT PART. Also... :46 has me crackin' up. David is reminding me of a "tattle teller". On a serious note, Dave shoulda got up in Pucks a*s after the spitting incident.

LMFAO!LMFAO! I WISH youtube would have a clip of the actual video that went along with this song. OMG! I'm crackin' up!

Woo woo

Who could ever forget this?

jealous.

read the title. hear the song. Yes I'm jealous, granny gotta "donk".... & I don't.

back.

aowwww.

hey claques. I'm back, finally. I've come to the conclusion that I'm actually quite ok with going out once or twice a month. I actually have funds in my bank account due to the recent ... self evaluation. As previously posted I was laying low for a bit. Basically just trying to figure out what the hell it is I'm trying to get out of this life of mine. Unfortunately I haven't figured it out. After spending a few days with me, I realized...

• I have anger problems
• My spending habits are a bit excessive
• My saving habits need improvement
• I'm extremely lazy
• Milk no longer does my body good
• Red Lobster has THE best tartar sauce
• People are morons
• I truly am tripolar
• I often give respect when it isn't due
• I'm a pervert

I mean some of these things I kiiiiiinda already knew. But the last two weeks simply confirmed them. So what I plan on doing, is correcting my errors. Of course when I go through a mood swing to this extent.. I do something drastic. Aside from hammering my shoe rack (that was nailed) OFF my closet door, or breaking pieces of my mirror set.... I cut my hair... again.

Love, live life, proceed progress (for now)! Watch me do me.

:)

the best part of the movie... 1:55!!