lessons in love.

a SERIOUSLY slept on album.

just push play.. minimize... and go on with ur life on the net. it's good, i'm tellin u. my fav is love making 101... i mean i love em all.. that's just my fav. anywho.. carry on.

ululate

ululate \UL-yuh-layt; YOOL-\, intransitive verb:
To howl, as a dog or a wolf; to wail; as, ululating jackals.

i really like this word. i started LOL for REAL!

used in a sentence:
Saturday night, sam and i ululated while teddy tried to order mcdonalds from the drive thru! CTFU!

wowzer.

FINALLY!

click this link RIGHT NOW!

http://www.iknowtank.com/2009/03/not-for-anyone-in-particularbut-im-sure.html

dream big.

excuses!

"excuses are tools of the incompetent; they build monuments of nothingness, and bridges leading to nowhere, those who specialize in excuses are seldom successfull in anything"
that's how the REAL quote goes... but tiffs version was dope too

FINALLY!! the old Tiff is BACK!... DAMN!



LOOK what the did to my HOMIE!!!
I'm GLAD boston's tryfling ass is outta here.. im sick of her justifyin (& contradicting) her every action because she's from Boston...
ailea.. THANK GOD she's gone. oh man.. what a dick!
Tiff.... i'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo glad she had the group meeting to call ailea out! omg! that episode was GOOD! without tiff, the fab 5 have no structure. whatsoever!

amber b. is fuct up. she should've stuck up for cookie.. like cot damn.. and she smirked when cookie walked off after gettin that ass ATL stomped.. the fuck was up with that?

oh.. and sarah and ashley are straight up whores. ain't no questioning that! cot damn.. in the pool? the BOTH of u.. the same time... that's a communal space (i forgot the chicks name from RW Vegas who said that)... how nasty. i wonder how proud their folks are.

did i leave anything out?

pedestrian.

puh-DES-tree-uhn

noun:
1. a person who gets about on foot; walker

adjective:
1. going on foot; walking
2. without imagination; dull

my definition:

a driver's target.

idiots. i cross at my own pace and I DARE one of u mofos to hit me. of course my perspective changes once behind the wheel.. which is ordinarily NOT the case!

yes.

see what i do is push play. minimize. and continue my work aka facebook'n.

how could u not fuck with this playlist?

Top hip-hop and RnB, 3-9-09

old.

i felt like laughing. sue me.

and i began at at 2:08.

songs of joy.

it makes sense.

only uncle marvin!

leave my amber ALONE!

first of all. i love amber m. idc if you disagree. i love her. from her ditziness to her smartass mouth, i love her.
last night?.. was riDICulous. i've lost so much respect for tiff on so many different levels. the ambers do pop shit. one more than the other, but so does the fab 5. these chix were on an all expense paid for vacay, and had nothing better to do than to fight?
tiff all snot-nosed making a movie outside the club because that ass got thrown out? and then demanded an apology? lmao! who do you think you are? seriously! amber did the RIGHT thing.. just cuz these idiots wanna get pissed because they either didn't win a bathing suit contest, got thrown out for ice, didn't get an apology for a friend, or are missing they're (60 year old) signifigant other.. doesn't mean i have to spoil my good time. FUCK YALL!... amber got it in on the the pole thingy.

of course she comes out. they're mad & take it out on her. cuz they have nothing better to do.
Boston- the "boxer" pulls her hair.. for real though? a boxer?...pulling hair? have u ever heard of some shit like that in your life? ailea looney ass, who in all actuality instogated the whole fight, joins in with the hair pulling. sarah played it cool.. i'm starting to like sarah. though she talks shit too.. it's not on the same level as the rest of anybody in that damn house.

i'm sorry if i get all over the place but i'm trying to get all my thoughts out. i lost respect for tiff ever since that "chi-town BITCH" stunt. gimme a break .. ur standin on a limo throwin up C's, when that ass coulda been right down there doin what u had to do ...IF you were serious about wanting to get in homegirls ass... if not, she played her cards right. then did u see in the last episode when she clocked home girl with her purse?.. no questions asked.... smh..she ain't even go that hard on kayla (though i believe kayla is scared of her)! now amber m. i SAW that sneak punch.. that lil sneak uppercut.. RIGHT before amber fell. she needs to be ashamed.

i don't blame amber for taking off her shoe.. wtf else was she supposed to do.. it's not like the other amber was helping her. since when are there rules in a bitch ass catfight? im confused.

how could you NOT love this face?

u gotta admit. the chick has heart. she OPENED the door for kayla when they had their dispute! "i'm so impressed compton" lmao! i mean i can go on & on about this... & i have... & i shall continue to do so on different networking sites.

BOSTON NEEDS TO GO!

guess who?

acute.

1. acting keenly on the senses; sharp
2. quick in discernment; drawing fine distinctions
3. of an angle, less than 90 degrees
4. happening quickly, briefly, and severely

wow.. i only knew of #3. anti-ignorance people!

floetry.

If I Was A Bird - Floetry

so i'm here updating the company website. i know this is literally a 3 week project. if it weren't for imeem i wouldn't survive. too bad floetry broke up. i have a few pix to post. uncle marvin is back at! lol. i'll try to sneak sumthin in at lunch. as always, no promises.

well now that i have ur attention.. does anybody wanna sponsor a trip? a trip for me to an island.. just for a weekend. just a chill ass weekend... you can come along.. so long as you don't piss me off. it's a good investment. i need to clear my head. for reals ::cocktail voice::.

ps. i love ray-j's show. just putting that out there..i'm not feelin' the real world brooklyn... what's Q's shit about? and Brian is always screaming or getting emotional (MTB4). Willie is STILL FOINE!... and i CAN'T WAIT for tonight's episode of Bad Girls Club there's a dude i work with who looks JUST like Kevin.. also... WHO CARES if Prancer and Cali have an alliance... saphyri (sc) and buckwild obviously do... so what's the big effin deal.

yes. i watch too much reality tv. sue me.

im sorry.

the actual video is old.. but THIS version? CTFU! im sorry.. im sorry.. but i can't help it!