rikishi

my GOODness I needed this.

BAM WHAP!

Fast Forward to 2:49!

CTFU!!!!

After viewing the creation of an earthquake, take notice to her hair at :01, and her hair at 4:39!

LMAAAAAAAOOOOOO!

Slori, where did you find this?

recession transacation hault.

Last week I posted a transaction for ass. Well look at this...

http://www.lohud.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2008810200331

BUSTED!

malfeasance.

mal-FEE-zuhn(t)s
Wrongdoing, misconduct, or misbehavior, especially by a public official.

problems?

recession transaction(s).

So I'm waiting at the bus stop, and there is a woman to my left standing there minding her own business. This black Honda slowly drives up and she starts smiling. Now I'm thinking she knows this dude and luckily doesn't have to take the bus. So jokingly, I send my friends a pic saying something along the lines of it being a recession and sellin' ass is always an option...

...But then, the car pulls off, and she is just standing in the street..."on the phone" ... right. DECLINED!Moments later, ANOTHER car pulls up! :o! HOLY SH*T! She's really sellin' her ass!

..well.. she got in.. .. APPROVED!.. & away they go!

Granted you can't really see her, but I'm telling you, she's in that damn car! It was just a little on the difficult side to get the pic. It's a recession, can you blame her?

dr. doof

By the looks of the pics in the slideshow.. it seems as though he's suffering from an identity crisis. SMH!

Here's what I think of Don The Doof... (click to enlarge)

Yes I made the pic in paint.. get over it. He's a big effin Klutz. I'm sorry, after he put his heart into dancing in the studio, and still was lookin' oh so stupid in front of Diddy, I can't take him serious. It's his neck, why is it 3 feet long? ...... & why does his head propel off of it in such a disturbing manner? To me, he sounds like a wanna be JT. & if all of that wasn't bad enough, http://www.sohh.com/2008/09/9371.html.

:o! Opening for Janet? :o! The same Janet that performed with JT? hmmmm...

(n)ENNNNN to Donnie's career! (n)

LUV YA TIFF!

go girl.

:o!
COT DAMN!
Hot song, even hotter video. SHIT!

Thx, Badmon!

stand up.

Cute song for a great cause. However I think the comments on Youtube are slowly but surely setting the same tone as mediatakeout and youknowudeadazzwrong...

• JayBaby124 (17 hours ago)
  SHE SHO DID TRYING TO SOUND BLACK
• Mommyslilbabygurl (18 hours ago) haha.. I agree with you i like the cancer song minus miley!! She is a slut.. Just like you said.. Haha.. Your awesome!
• Vlora1994 (21 hours ago)
  Miley Cyrus Ruined the whole song
• XangelbebeX (22 hours ago) i can sing WAYYYYY better than that bitchand im not exaggerating!!
• XangelbebeX (2 days ago) i like this song minus miley =)
  DemiLovatoLover23q (2 days ago)LMAO So True Minus That Loser

LMAO! I thought every1 loved Hannah Montana

legerdemain.

Pronounced lej-ur-duh-MAIN
A display of skill, trickery, or artful deception.
aka a LIE!

omg.

LMFAO @ :32 (GZUZ!)! Thanks Nih! CTFU!

damn.

I'm feelin' this now more than ever.

do you know this man?

Vietnam STAND UP... If you're from where I'm from, and you claim to NOT know this man... you're FRONTIN'! HARD!! He has literally been on every block testifying in Spanglish for AT LEAST 10 years now. DAMN I wish I had an audio clip. Now if I could only find that "Quarter Lady"...

papa.

Push play por favor.

Click to enlarge..

Well, if you hadn't noticed I've been off Blogger for a few. I lost someone very special to me last Sunday to Cancer. Not just your ordinary special either. If you're a faithful socialedisturbed reader, you should know that my views and opinions (when spoken) may cause an argument/debate/dis ownership LOL. Well this dude right here... NEVER! Not ONE time have we ever argued, stopped talking, caught attitudes with each other... NOTHING... EVER. That's HUGE in my book & if you really know me, then you should have the :o face right about now. He was the type of person that honestly didn't let shit get to him. Nobody had the power to get him angry. How? Seriously, how do you do that?

I remember sitting at the dining room table watching TV and all of a sudden he would SLAM his hand on the table... scarin' the living DAYLIGHTS outta me.. and he would just continue eating.. like nothing ever happened. Whatever he didn't put sugar on he definitely drowned in Tabasco! LOL! He was never a procrastinator.. shit.. his backyard is damn there REC. A pool, b-ball court, a gazebo all built by Papa. Man! If you guys think I have some weird ass stories/ experiences.. you ain't heard SHIT yet.. lol. He was good at story telling too. Like... he would tell a story and you could visualize everything as if you were there.

But here's what freaks me out.. I'm walking to my weekend job and this bum stops me. I could barely hear him 'cause I had my earphones on.. but I heard something about $.08 . So I pull one plug out and give him whatever's in my pocket. He goes "I said EIGHTY cents". I'm like OK... NOW YOU KNOW.. I woulda kept it moving.. but something told me not to get rude.. so while digging for more change I ask the guy (whose socks were WHITER THAN WHITE), how did you end up homeless? I always wanted to know. So he goes on to say how he was offered a job up here, he relocated, they took back the offer and he didn't want to go home. So here he is, in NY and homeless trying to better himself. Wow. So I gave him.... I'm guessing like $3 or $4 in coins. He then offers me the 3 boxes he had. I'm like nahhhhh I'm good, keep your stuff. He goes NO TAKE IT... lifts my arm and puts the three boxes under it. I look and they're window blinds! :o! Just what I needed! So I dig in my purse and pull out a $5.00 bill. He then says... "Sista, my name is Harold, and all I want you to do is pray for me". A more confused me just says OK and we go our separate ways. That day it rained. Got off the subway, missed my bus, and instead of me waiting 40 minutes for the next one, I took a cab. Everyone knows those Jamaican cabs DO NOT PLAY with their money. Cab guy pulls up to my building. I pull out the money, & guess what.... he tells me I don't have to pay... just pray for him.. :o! Now that's two different people, the SAME day, saying the SAME thing, pray. I bring my stuff upstairs and ended up going to a friends house 'til about 4 or 5 AM. I get home and doze off... didn't pray (SRY I LIED MA, BUT I DIDN'T). So I'm on the train and I get a whole bunch of random phone calls, and purposely ignore them. While on the train it hit me, I didn't pray, but I'm just thinking, ok.. I'll do it when I get home before I go to bed. Get off the Subway and get a text from my youngest brother " Yo Grandpa passed away". If that wasn't enough, I got the text RIGHT where I met Harold... no more than 5 feet from the EXACT spot. Weird right? I know it's not my fault that he's gone, but the fact that I didn't pray and where I was, and people telling me to pray, and the cab, and the eighty cents.... to this day it doesn't sit right with me. Maybe if I would've prayed, things would've been different. Who knows, I kinda just feel as though I could've/should've done more, & I didn't.

At the wake, the other brother decides to put all the Grandkids on blast. All the grandkids should come up and say one nice thing. I couldn't do it. Though I have an abundance of "nice things" to say, I couldn't get up there and speak. Shit, most of the time when I speak I'm crackin' or complainin' about something, and I just didn't have the strength to utter two nice words about him. Sad I know. I know.

I found this quote that reminded me of him:

"A good man is not a perfect man; a good man is an honest man, faithful, and unhesitatingly responsive to the voice of God in his life."

This might sound cliche, but I'm telling you, he honestly was a good guy, and yall KNOW how I feel about calling a dude a good dude... He was one. A good dude. A genuinely good dude. ::sigh:: Papa. Gone, but definitely not forgotten.

immediately stop.

Ok.. The Chicken Noodle has me ROLLIN'! How DOOFY!