today.

I told you guys I was job hunting. NO WAY am I interested in leaving my full time job. Are you insane? I love it. LOVE IT! (lol T.Wockee). You should know that by now as well. Anywho I was looking for a part time weekend gig. Finally I landed a job here in the Upper West Side. Yes! Finally, back in the city. But that's not even the best part. It's in Real Estate. HOLLA! That's only what I wanted to do since I was 17, that's all. Nothing major, just a dream of mine. LOL! This is the perfect "foot in the door" opportunity, and you BESTA BELIEVE I will make the most of it.

BTW if anyone is interested in leasing any apartments in Manhattan, www.greystonerentals.com .

Soooo being this is the UWS I really wasn't prepared for anything out of the norm. Though you can expect the unexpected in the city, this area (from what I noticed) is pretty quiet and has a lot of restaurants. NO BUENO! I need not be surrounded by FOOD! Anywho, I did see a few things I'd like to share. Nothing to grab your balls about though.

I'm guessing/hoping this was a printing company.

This was actually posted on 125th St., I'm going, & I mean it. http://upcoming.yahoo.com/event/782044/

Nice pants lady, Nice. Those pants remind me of Skittles... the ones that come in the Purple bag.. yea,... those.

craigslist.

Hey idiots.
I think I mentioned that I was moving. Anywho, I'm tryna get rid of some sh*t... therefore...click the links

http://newyork.craigslist.org/wch/fur/733335320.html

http://newyork.craigslist.org/wch/fur/733039934.html

make funny.

:56 - 1:18 has me in tears, literally.

yoooouuuu gotta be kiddin' me.

Can somebody please explain to me why Ice-T is so mad? Please?! Explain it thoroughly too.



To make matters even, worse, and even worse.... Mr. Souljah boy replied



#1... Ice-T told Souljah boy to go eat a D*ck!... THAT'S FUNNY! I'm sorry.. I laughed... out loud for that. How professional. Really though? The dance got you that mad? Was it the shades?


Did the shades piss you off? The rubber bands?... WHAT?... why does the boy have to eat d*ck? So confusing, yet so hilarious!
#2 Souljah boy.. you're not all that funny. Seven minutes? SEVEN? Honestly I didn't listen to the whole thing, but the first couple of minutes got a chuckle out of me.

Ice-T is dead wrong for this. Does he want to start a war with this? Is this what he is aiming for? Could he possibly be releasing something in the near future and chose these two considerably young (cheesey) rappers to go after. Are their gonna be several mix tapes involved? Diss videos? Radio/Television appearances? Fist Fights? Spankings? Did he think they weren't gonna respond? I wonder wtf Hurricane Chris is gonna say about this? LOL I can tell this is gonna get REAL STUPID/FUNNY.
I kiiiiiinda understand were Ice is coming from, but he really didn't have to pinpoint these two dudes. What about D4L, the Franchise Boys, DJ Unk? I didn't hear him stabbin' up the "Lean with It", "Laffy Taffy", or "Walk it Out" moves! (Sorry those just popped into my head). But there are several other dumbass dance moves that we all catch ourselves doing when the right amount of liquor is in our system. Relax T. It's not that serious! GEESH!

cogent.

Having the power to compel conviction; appealing to the mind or to reason; convincing.

One day I'm gonna post a quiz and see how many of you morons are remembering the words.

glory.

MAN!

out to lunch.

hyperbole.

An Extravagant exaggeration.

This word brings me back to the 6th grade. I distinctly remember learning that in Mrs. Sarvers class. Seriously. Hyperbole. Sometimes I miss those days. Before the racing hormones, before work, and most importantly before BILLS, debt, heartbreak, ending of friendships, spam, anthrax, a piercing gone wrong.... man. Damn.

MAN I miss the 6th grade! Big up the class of '96! Shaun.. you GOTTA remember these...

Every girl had one of these dudes, then they started coming in assorted colors! They also came out with those little mini book bag back pack thing-a-ma-bobs. But I don't feel like googling that.

See anybody who was anybody had a Jansport. But that isn't what made you cool. First of all your book bag could NOT look like the image above...
1. Your Jansport could NEVER be seen in the "I just bought my bag shape". It's supposed to slant so if you seen it from the side it should be shaped like a ""less than symbol.
2. Where are the tags? Your friends are supposed to mark your bag up with their real name, their aka, your group name, or your class.. 6S (holler).
3. Where are the strings that hang from the zipper. you had to at LEAST had three strings on each zipper.

4. Patches. If they weren't on your jeans, they were definitely on your Jansport. http://www.laughinglizards.com/

The Silver bubble jacket, My dream that never came true. However in the 7th grade when everyone had Bears (bubble coat), I begged my Grandmother for a bubble jacket... BEGGED. She got me one alright, A NEON ORANGE FIRST DOWN that came down to my KNEES. She bought the same jacket for me AND a cousin of mine. Boy did the general public let us have about THAT coat. MAN! But lets stay away from the subject of middle school. K? Let us not go down that GOD forsaken road!

ALANIS MORISSSETTE. JAGGED LITTLE PILL. THIS.... requires no explanation.

Yea we gambled a 'lil bit.

Everybody loved them, but not everyone (including myself) could draw them. It wasn't about making the "S" and dots. It had to be even. I'm talking perfect. Shoutouts to Aiofe! LOL! She also had really nice penmanship. I remember that.

Lastly, the shoe of all shoes, Jellies. My guess is that one out of every four girls you saw in '96 had a pair of these. WTF was so hot about these plastic sandals that had the NERVE to fog up when it was hot out? LOL!... Damn!

That damn hyperbole took me down memory lane.

salvation.

No, you really don't understand the intensity of this picture... do you? Idiots & Morons, this is Ocean Spray Cran-Grape sold in a 16 oz bottle (I think it's 16oz). Honestly, I have writers block right now, this is just the worlds most insane drinkgasm.... MAN!

relay for life.

Greetings claques!

I know, I'm falling off. Between half-assed packing, going on job interviews, and this scorching heat, blogger received none of my attention. Well, I can't say NONE, because I did gather a few pieces of material.

PLEASE take note that I am blogging from work which now has put up the ULTIMATE fire wall. I can't go on YouTube, OR Imeem. Like WTF! I post songs that reflect my current mood, or what I am actually listening to at the time of my brambling.

Anywho, last Friday, my peeps and I walked the American Cancer Society's Relay for Life. We raised a total of $1500.00! HOLLA! If you currently feel like sh*t because you didn't donate, or participate in the relay, feel free to better yourself!

http://main.acsevents.org/site/TR?px=6252884&fr_id=5301&pg=personal

You guys already know the deal about me and cameras, so sorry, I don't have any pix as of yet... blame TITSET for not uploading hers for me to steal!

livid.

No, I'm not giving the definition. You should know this one. Anywho, that's my current mood, livid. Hopefully I'll be in a better mood by tonight. Anywho, this put a smile on my face. Hopefully you have the same reaction... as me, not the pig..enjoy.

"Look at my piggy bank after I bought gas today"

satc part dos.

Yes, I'm days late, eat me. Anywho, as planned, my friends & I went to the movies last Friday to watch the highly anticipated movie. Despite reviews, I LOVED it. For those who didn't want to view the movie because you really didn't keep up with the series, it's ok, they have a nice recap of the entire show within the first ten minutes. I'm not gonna get into too many details about the movie and spoil it for those who have yet to see it. I laughed, I cried, I laughed 'til I cried, MAN! The movie is long as SH*T, but it's worth it. Overall, I'm satisfied, and that's not easy.

Anywho, I told myself I would try to keep my identity to a minimum on this site.. but who cares, I love this pic. This isn't everybody but hey. We went out for a bite to eat, viewed the movie, then when out for drinks where we met up with more of our fellow soberly challenged friends. Just a few drinks though. Multiple is more appropriate. Ok... SEVERAL. Great People + Great Movie + Great Drinks + Great Music = One hell of a memorable night.

One word, mad letters, HOLLER!

greg.

Honestly, how can you not love him? Please just skip to 2:19 - 2:28...

LMFAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOO! THE CRYBABY?! THE CRYBABY?! WHAT? OH MAN!!! I love him! Nobody else on God's green earth would pull a stunt like that... but Greg!