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Hey jerks!

I'm covering the front desk again. Lucky me, sitting my lukewarm tail on this hot a*s seat! Anywho, what an effin WEEKEND! Today was my first day back in the office (I took Tuesday as a personal day). Now I have double the work. Lucky me again. But instead of working, what am I doing? Blogging. I can't help it, I'm easily distracted. But anyway, I got wasted as planned, however I remember everything (not as planned). I have to work on my blackouts. Why? Because it's fun, It's fun to do bad things & blackout from liquor. I know it's bad but I wanted to do hood rat stuff with my friends (that smoke with cigarettes). I love Latarian. I also love Greg from the new season of the Real World, he's an asshole. His facial expressions are the BEST! "Ryan.... Ryan, I'm the most logical person... it's called a f*cking warning, a f*cking disclaimer... you brought your fukkin monkey a*s in the living room 'cause naked girls make you laugh 'cause you're f*ckin STUPID". I REFUSE to miss tonights episode. REFUSE! Also later on, when I get home, I'm going to post some sound clips from a drunken cab ride. LOL! MAN!

I'm also looking to re-locate, somewhere in the Metropolitan Area is preferred, any suggestions? I'm also HIGHLY irritable. I didn't take lunch and I'm in desperate need of UNO French Fries! Like NOW.

Also, I got a phone call that f*cked up my day. Some people will never change, ever. I've spoke on this before. If not here, then on my MYSPACE Blog. But yeah... some people really need to grow the hell up. I am getting better though. 'Cause normally?.. Normally I would've taken my a*s home, ate, broke something, and then went to sleep. Massive improvement. Also, this lady gets a FIFTEEN MINUTE BREAK! Where the F*ck is she, I'm HUNGRY!!!!!! I'm bailing out of here early to get me a sandwich of some sort. Or maybe I'll make some mac & cheese.