Tuesday, April 22, 2008

the golden idiot.


Ladies & Gentlemen...
WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN / GOLD EARTH IS THIS?!

This is NOT a cause for a fiesta! Who thinks this is cute? Seriously. Who? Let me see a show of hands, so you can be STONED! No, I'm DEAD serious! What is he, the nappy headed Sisqo of '08! Those things I assume he calls braids that are draped between his neck & gold rope look like they belong as decor for an expensive curtain. Look at his face! He is DEAD serious with this metallic gold hair. And to top off this train wreck, he has on a gold DAMN jacket. Looking like special edition aluminum foil. His hairline is on point.. but his parts look like they are caked with Dandruff and need to be scratched! Don't act like you don't know! I guess anything new to get the girlie's to drop them panties ehh Kellz. It is called a "Golden Shower" right? Hence the children's melody "oh Mr. Sun, Sun, Mr. Golden Sun, please shine down on me!" IDIOT!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hmmm...i must concur; the braids are quite troubling. In this state of confusion we call life, Kelz must have somehow made a left, a u turn and then exited off the freeway. My goodness. As for the razor sharp hairline, it is spray painted on. That's a barbers trick.

shaun. said...

good find. I may start sending you stuff to your email.

Cause I had this like 3 days ago. lol

catch up!