transmogrify.

Ooooh... Ahhhh!
This means, to change completely; transform, esp. in a grotesque or strange manner.

Similiar to home slice below! I bet there was a point in time when he only had one neck!

WIDE LOAD- What a catastrophe up in BBQ's! The back of his neck looks like six hams and three biscuits. I wonder if he ordered a salad. 8:/.

By the way, if and when you see faces such as 8:), 8:(, 8:/, they're not typos. The faces are simply wearing wigs. It was a joke that was started but I actaually have grown to like it, so there it is.

Also, note that the only reason why I decided to post a picture of this idiot, is because he knew the waiting area was tight, I was trying to make it to the bar to have a seat and wait for my friends to get there, and he acted as if his big a*s couldn't shift 6 of his 8 chins out of my damn way. So when I finally got around the big black mountain, I took a pick of his NECK!...IDIOT!

Don't piss me off.

On another note, I made up a new quote today! And it goes a little something like this, KICK IT! " If he wanna play games, let him play solitare". Seriously. I'm a little too grown for the Milton Bradly on a daily BS. Solitare is a pretty popular one player game.

"I never make the same mistakes, moving with a change of pace" -Nas "One Mic"