Tuesday, April 8, 2008

voluble.



(sorry for the Sarafina Remix but for some reason I'm too lazy to look for the regular version!)
Easily rolling or turning; rotating.

I can get really raunchy with this one. However I’ll let your imagination grip the wheel on this one. Just know that's what it means.. k? 8;]
::sighs:: I got a little excited earlier. I finally got my first “blogger” email.
E: YES! MAIL! BLOGS! YES!.


To my disappointment, it was SPAM. Some lady needed money to feed her family since her husband was killed.
#1 EFF YOU for getting me enthused. OK! EFF YOU and your next of kin! I will always & forever remember my first email was some DAMN SPAM.


#2 WHO SITS AROUND AND TYPES THAT? Seriously. Like, it's not even funny. Regardless if the email was SPAM or real, the creator deserves to be stoned... IDIOT!

It just hit me.. I'm going to create an "IDIOT" stamp. IDIOTS BEWARE! 'Cause I won't hesitate to use it!

Hey, did I mention?... http://www.marchforbabies.org/ediva ... Now THAT'S real! April 27th baby!

If you don't know by now, I'm extremely random. This dude just popped in my head, so I googled him.

Sebastian is a lobster, not a crab with a penchant for Calypso music. He conducts King Triton's orchestra in the first scene set in Atlantica, where Ariel's sisters are singing.

But wait, it gets better!... [oooh ahhh]
Sebastian has released two reggae albums for children under the Walt Disney Records label. Both of these were released on CD and audio cassette, and are well out of print. The first was a self-titled release, featuring songs from The Little Mermaid, along with covers such as Three Little Birds, and original tunes. Ariel herself appears in two tracks, along with the interstitials between tracks. The second, released in October 1991 is Sebastian: Party Gras! This album consists entirely of reggae covers of classic songs such as "Iko Iko", "Octopus's Garden", "Twist and Shout", and "What a Wonderful World", as well as a few original tunes

WHAT?! Is anybody else crackin the eff up? Albums? Ariel appearing on the track? WHAT?!
"WHAT WOULD YA FADA SAY ABOUT DIS?"
You do know what this means right? After about 16 years of drug & alcohol abuse, Fall '08 Sebastian will have his own dating reality show on VH1 Sunday nights at 8:00 PM.

Alright, f*ck Sebastian! MAY 30th, SEX & THE CITY... THE MOVIE! Please act like you know!

4 comments:

Unknown said...

LMJAO

YOU SHOULD GET MILAN THE SEBASTIAN CD I THINK SHE WOULD ENJOY

shaun. said...

wait, we are suppose to email you? What are we suppose to email you? Words and meanings?

I like the idea though.

And I am and have always been aware of Sebastian's discography. Wats so funny about it?
Your just not in the know.

Anonymous said...

LMAO SEBASTIAN!!!! Only you I swear

socialedisturbed. said...

umm.. email me anything! questions, suggestions... anything.. EXCEPT requests for $ to support ur DAMN family