Tuesday, April 22, 2008

yes.

Sooo.. I just paid for my train ticket (no I don't have a monthly pass :/ ) and some guy speed walks past me, and almost, I repeat ALMOST ran over my foot with his suitcase. Normally he would've been served with a series of colorful words. But for some reason I held my tongue. I'm glad I did. He proceeded to make his way to the payphone. So, here I am, waiting for my train, in my normal spot, when this man starts going OFF! I look, and my train is coming so I was unable to capture the entire convo. Anywho, here's what I got! PLEASE KEEP IN MIND there are SPANISH PEOPLE ON THE PLATFORM... I mean.. for crying out loud you can hear them in the background!


"Don't worry about where I am, you'll just call the police a-and complain th-th-that you're you're being harassed by me, or-or ROBBIE's gonna call the police and then they'll say he's a lawyer and suddenly they're gonna send 8 officers like they NORMALLY do. Y-Y-You know they could d-do that may-maybe to Arabic people, maybe to Hispanic people, but they are not gonna d-d-do that t-t-to me. And-And I happen to have an education. And-A-And also, I-I happened to have had a father who-who l-loved me ver-very much, a-and uhh who left life insurance for BOTH of us, not just for you. I-I don't give a sh*t that you're 89 years old................ YOU DON'T! YOU DON'T!.. I..you-you have, you have put an order of protection against me for NOTHING! NOTHING! I did N.." ::I walk to the train::

(translated to the best of my ability)

This guy was definitely an egg short of a dozen. Whoever was on the other line had a REASON to have that order of protection. Man oh MAN! COULD YOU IMAGINE IF I WOULD'VE CURSED HIM OUT! I WOULD'VE PROBABLY GOTTEN BEAT TO DEATH! ... DEATH!!

4 comments:

shaun. said...

ok, i admire you for this blog.

Anonymous said...

He is speaking extremely LOUD!

oh i like your blogspot!

I'm a newcomer!

what a jerk off!

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shaun. said...

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lol